Rant - Do Us a favor and Don't
- We have three dogs
- I'm the VP of our HOA
- I walk about 10 miles a week in our HOA and the adjoining HOA
- Both of the HOAs provide bags for picking up dog poop. (See example below).
Common Courtesy and Uncommon StupidityIt doesn't take a genius to understand the concept. Both HOAs would like people that walk their dogs to be responsible for cleaning up the mess.
But for some reason, we have a few idiots (I was going to say %!#$**-wipes but my spell checker kept correcting to wet-wipes), that:
- Leave their house to walk their dog without a baggie
- Decide to use the baggie from from the HOA provided station
- Pick up the poop, tie the bag
- Drop it on the grass next to the sidewalk
- Expect the magic poop fairy to come and pick up their poop
Magical Poop Reclamation
Please notice that there is another version of the Dog Clean Up Station. It is outfitted with a garbage can.
I guess we could provide a garbage can at each station. And, we could pay someone to come take away the poop. We would have to pay them... this is not a "volunteer friendly" type of chore. Are you willing to let me raise your HOA dues to pay for this additional service?
Also, call me a cynic, unless the idiot's dog poops right in front of the station, it's unlikely that the bag will actually get into the garbage can. Please note my exact position on this subject: dogs are not idiots, stupid %!#$**-wipes owners that don't take responsibility for their dogs are idiots.
So What is the Rant?You own a dog (I can appreciate that). You walk your dog (bravo!). But you can't seem to understand that wrapping dog poop in a plastic bag and throwing it in the grass is just idiotic. No one driving by is going to stop and pick it up. No one jogging by is going to pick it up. No one walking by is going to pick it up.
Why go half-ass on doing the right thing?
Let's make a deal... If your dog poops on the sidewalk, please clean it up and take it home and throw it away. Your mess, your responsibility.
If your dog poops on the grass, don't tie it in a plastic bag that will take 3.4 million years to biodegrade, or that will be shredded by the landscape company into hundreds of bits of plastic that will take 3.2 million years to biodegrade. I'm willing to let nature takes it course.
Just do us both a favor and don't... half-ass your responsibilities.
|Or, you might consider upgrading your dog!|
Our poodles are smart enough not to poop on the sidewalk.
And, we're responsible enough to take care of our own poop.
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